Morning Dump is your AM guide to the best links on the web.

• March Playmate of the Year Rewind: Stacy Sanches [PMOY.Playboy.com]
• 6 Beloved Scientists (Who Were Actually Total Dicks) [Blastr]
• The March Madness Bracket of Indie T-Shirts [Iamthetrend.com]
• Heather Campaigns for Captain Morgan Bracketmaster Challenge [Donchavez.com]
• 5 Reasons the War Between Dog and Cat People Needs to Stop [Cracked]
• Jerks of Facebook that Take on Japan [Izismile]
• A Gallery of Themed Hotel Rooms [Ego TV]
• Fans Rate the Best Las Vegas Casinos [Ranker]
• The Ten Best Fast Food Burgers of All time [Super Booyah]
• The Hot Ladies of March Madness [Busted Coverage]
• Unreality Mag’s 30 Favorite Pictures of 2010 [UnrealityMag]
• Snake Bite’s Woman’s Fake Boob, Dies of Silicon Poisoning [NextRound.net]
• Hilarious Video of People Who Don’t Understand Escalators [TotallyCrap.com]
• Famous People on a U.S.O. Tour [TheBrigade.com]
• How to Pick a Winning March Madness Bracket [ViralFootage.com]
• Chatroulette Love Song [TheDailyWhat]
• Ke$ha in a Horrible Bikini [WWTDD]
• KISS to Be Featured on Condoms [Funnycrave]
• Charlie Sheen/The Shining Mashup [TheBachelorGuy]
• The 15 Hottest Female Racecar Drivers [Sub5Zero]
• 50 of the Internet’s Greatest Missing Posters [Uproxx]
• Donovan McNabb Takes College Basketball Analyst Position [With Leather]
• Audio of Ace Hood’s “Racks on Racks” [The Smoking Section]
• President Obama Fist Bumps Everybody [Buzzfeed]
• New 50-Cent Movie Trailer Looks Pretty Awful [TotalProSports]
• A Gallery of Tramp Stamps [Regretful Morning]
• Tom Brady Compares ESPN to MTV [Hot Clicks]
• 19-Year-Old Latvian Supermodel Sabine [FHM]