Relax, it’s not a real morning dump. That would be gross. It’s just a collection of 15 great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web. Those of us in the industry call it a “link dump.” We call it “Morning Dump” because it’s early and we’re immature (click the pics to read each article):

1. I Don’t Think You’re Allowed To Do That! (HotClicks)

2. Red Hot Chili Peppers, Monarchy Of Roses (Heavy)

3. Jon Stewart: GOP Candidates’ Sane Ideas, Knowledge Could Ruin Their Campaigns (Huffington Post)

4. 9 Athletes Who Have Ridden Their Wives/Girlfriends Coattails (TotalProSports)

5. Colbert Warns About The Latest Threat To America’s Youth: Vodka Soaked Tampons (UpRoxx)

6. Siri Gets Stuck In The Middle Of A Hostile Argument (Buzzfeed)

7. Bully Vs. Sleeping Inmate … Who Ya Got?? (Gorilla Mask)

8. 8 First Date Ideas To Avoid (Guyism)

9. The 60 Best Natural Breasts of 2011 (CoedMagazine)

10. Every Single Death From Season One Of Game Of Thrones (Double Viking)

11. 8 People Who Will Ruin Your Attempt To Lose Weight (Cracked)

12. Jamie Chung In A Black Mini Skirt (DJMick)

13. Coonskin Hat Eye Witness > All Other Eye Witnesses (NextRound)

14. The 20 Hottest Polish Models (BroBible)

15. FSU Chick Arrested After Getting Punchy At A Miami Game (Busted Coverage)