Morning Dump: The Mike Tyson Quote Song and More

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Relax, it’s not a real morning dump. That would be gross. It’s just a collection of 15 great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web. Those of us in the industry call it a “link dump.” We call it “Morning Dump” because it’s early and we’re immature (click the pics to read each article):

1. OUCH! Asante Samuel Suffers Lacerated Groin (HotClicks)

2. The 20 Awesomest Pieces Of Beavis & Butthead Art (Heavy)

3. Duggar Family Expecting 20th Child (Huffington Post)

4. 9 Worst Pre-Game and Halftime Gimmicks (TotalProSports)

5. Child Proofing With MC Hammer (UpRoxx)

6. Brett Ratner Is Awesome (Buzzfeed)

7. The Mike Tyson Quotes Song (Gorilla Mask)

8. Most Important Moments In Every Guy’s Life (Guyism)

9. Why Your Vote Doesn’t Count, Plus 40 Funny Political Cartoons (CoedMagazine)

10. Amazing Dubstep Beatboxer (Double Viking)

11. 5 Insane Ways Fear Of Masturbation Shaped The Modern World (Cracked)

12. 28 Smoking Hot Pictures Of Amanda Eberhart (DJMick)

13. John Kreese Looking At Things (NextRound)

14. Watch A Fat Smug Lady With A Prius Yell At Some Dude Driving A Truck (BroBible)

15. Chuck Liddell’s Drunken Hawaiian Vacation Photos (Busted Coverage)

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