Morning Dump: Man Threatens Suicide on Mountain Dew Facebook Page and More

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Relax, it’s not a real morning dump. That would be gross. It’s just a collection of 15 great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web. Those of us in the industry call it a “link dump.” We call it “Morning Dump” because it’s early and we’re immature (click the pics to read each article):

1. JINXED! (HotClicks)

2. UFC 137 Fight Night Photo Gallery (Heavy)

3. Robert Pattinson and Kirsten Stewart “Accidentally” Married?  (Huffington Post)

4. 2011 Weekly NFL Locks Week 8 (TotalProSports)

5. Man Announces Suicidal Intentions On Mountain Dew’s Facebook Page, Naturally (UpRoxx)

6. 10 Celebrity Couples With Major Age Differences (Buzzfeed)

7. Your Monthly Fail Compilation for October 2011 (Gorilla Mask)

8. The 10 T.V. Shows With The Best Halloween Specials (Guyism)

9. Camila And Mariana Davalos Top The Week In Reboob (CoedMagazine)

10. 13 Toys That Whisper Things In Your Ears While You Sleep (TruTV)

11. How Five Year Olds Would Fix The World’s Problems (Cracked)

12. Beyonce Video Premiere – Party (DJMick)

13. Crystal Should Be Proud (NextRound)

14. 10 Worst Things About Living With Roommates (BroBible)

15. Adriana Lima’s Boxing Workout Photos (Busted Coverage)

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