Morning Dump is your AM guide to the best links on the web.

• Playmates of the Year from the 1960′s [PlaymateOfTheYear]
• Charlie Sheen Can Start Filming Major League 4 Now! [WithLeather]
• Karl Malone’s Worst Ad Campaigns [SmokingSection]
• Why George Clooney Will Never Run for President [Buzzfeed]
• Picture of the Day: Viva Mexico! [TotalProSports]
• Kiddie Porn Collector Turns Himself In After Mob Threat [RegretfulMorning]
• Catalina Otalvaro is the Lovely Lady of the Day [HotClicks]
• The 7 Most Terrifying Sex Toys Ever Patented [Cracked]
• 21 Pictures of Epic Imitation Fail [Izismile]
• Great News! A Remake of The Bodyguard Is in the Works! [EgoTV]
• The 13 Greatest Diner Fights of All Time [Ranker]
• The 10 Funniest Moments in Red Carpet History [SuperBooyah]
• What the Hell Is Anti-Monkey Butt Powder? [BustedCoverage]
• Quentin Tarantino’s Star Wars [UnrealityMag]
• The Phil Simms NFL Workout [NextRound]
• Awesome Video of Alabama State University Brawl [TotallyCrap]
• The Excellent Trailer for the Fake ET Sequel [ViralFootage]
• Kids Foresee the Darndest Revolutions [TheDailyWhat]
• A Hilarious Response to a Ridiculous Yahoo Answers Question [FunnyCrave]
• 10 Video Games You’ll Want for the Coming Apocalypse [TheBachelorGuy]
• Naked Sledding, Great Sport or Greatest Sport? [Uproxx]