Relax, it’s not a real morning dump. That would be gross. It’s just a collection of 10 great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web. Those of us in the industry call it a “link dump.” We call it “Morning Dump” because it’s early and we’re immature (click the pics to read each article):

1. Dianna Dahlgren is the Lovely Lady of the Day (HotClicks)

2. The 20 Awesomest Cardboard Signs (Heavy)

3. 15 Classic Baseball Mustaches (TotalProSports)

4. Spank Bank: Megan Daniels (GorillaMask)

5. A Collection Blue-Eyed Black-Haired Beauties (CoedMagazine)

6. Your 31 Favorite Women of August (Guyism)

7. Imogen Thomas 2012 Bikini Calendar Outtakes (DJMick)

8. This Week In Troop Reduction Rumors (HuffingtonPost)

9. What Strasburg’s Return Means For the Nationals (BleacherReport)

10. 6 Mind Blowing Ways Zombies and Vampires Explain America (Cracked)

11. 3 Suggestions For Saving the Postal Service (HolyTaco)

12. The Matthew Fox Mugshot We Wish Was Real (FamousMisfortune)

13. 7 Pictures of Doug Flutie’s Wild Eyed Cheerleader Daughter (BroBible)

14. The 20 Worst Lines in Movie History (Buzzfeed)

15. It’s Funny Until Someone Is Dying (Unreality)