Morning Dump is your AM guide to the best links on the web.

• Inside Hooters Sexy Santa Contest [Uncoached]
• 11 Rumors of Ridiculous Rock Star Behavior That Turned Out to Be True [MFlow]
• Have You Met the World’s First Pooperhero? [Super Booyah]
• The 20 Coolest Speed Boats and Cigarette Racers [Sub5Zero]
• The 50 Greatest Soundtrack Raps [SmokingSection]
• Meme Watch: Business Cat [Uproxx]
• 10 Big Moments From NBA All-Star Weekend [WithLeather]
• 6 Awesome Musician Stage Attacks [EgoTV]
• The 7 Most Shocking Celebrity Athletic Performances [Guyism]
• Foosball Fun at the Mansion: Kassie vs. Olivia [PlaymateOfTheYear]
• 3 Things I Learned About Style at the Daytona 500 [TheBachelorGuy]
• 5 Ads That Encourage You to Act Like a Douchebag [FunnyCrave]
• The 50 Worst Actors In Hollywood History [Complex]
• Bad Ass Beanie: Pizza & Pancakes [TheDailyWhat]
• The All Black Hockey Team [Gunaxin]
• James Franco and Anne Hathaway’s Oscar Hosting Training Video [ViralFootage]
• How to Beat the Boredom of a Traffic Jam [TotallyCrap]
• Kill Bill Influences Side by Side [NextRound]
• How to Make a Double Decker Pizza Burger [Uncoached]
• WTF Is Anti-Climb Paint? [BustedCoverage]
• 30 Photos of Your Favorite Toys on Drugs [CoedMagazine]
• The 10 Worst Celebrity National Anthems [SuperBooyah]
• The Top 10 Medical Benefits of Marijuana [Ranker]
• 110 Pics of Groovy Gadgets [Izismile]
• Monstrous Brother on Brother Hockey Check [Brobible]
• Meet Every Man’s Dream Secretary [DJMick]
• The 6 Most Epic Escapes from Hostile Territory [Cracked]
• HolyTaco’s Guide to Honest Sexting [HolyTaco]