Relax, it’s not a real morning dump. That would be gross. It’s just a collection of 15 great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web. Those of us in the industry call it a “link dump.” We call it “Morning Dump” because it’s early and we’re immature (click the pics to read each article):

1. The 25 Coolest Movie & TV Easter Eggs of All Time (SuperBooyah)

2. Comparing Apocalypse Scenarios (Nextround)

3. The Street Art of Phlegm Is Freaking Sick (CavemanCircus)

4. Ongoing Salish Sea Mystery of the Day (The Daily What)

5. 5 Embarrassing Failures History Class Turned into Victories (Cracked)

6. Drunk Girl vs. Taxi (Totallycrap)

7. Jay-Z: I Refuse to Clap for Chris Brown (Uberhumor)

8. How to Build a House for $5,000 (Izismile)

9. The Lost Official Pokemon Art That No One Ever Saw (Unreality)

10. The Animal Overflow (Weruletheinternet)

11. Now That’s What I Call Bad Parking (DJMick)

12. Olympic Firsts (Maxim.co.uk)

13. Candice Swanepoel is the World’s Sexiest Supermodel (HeymanHustle)

14. Madden 12 Review (UGO)

15. WTF Photo of the Day (FamousMisfortune)