Relax, it’s not a real morning dump. That would be gross. It’s just a collection of ten great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web. Those of us in the industry call it a “link dump.” We call it “Morning Dump” because it’s early and we’re immature (click the pics to read each article):

1. The Sitter Red Band Movie Trailer (Heavy)

2. Arianny Celeste Looking Patriotic (MadeMan)

3. 23 Actors We’d Like To Drink With (CoedMagazine)

4. British Beach Volleyball Team to Wear Barcodes On Their Butts (TotalProSports)

5. The Hot Cosplay Cuties of ChinaJoy 2011 (DJMick)

6. Uncoordinated Chick vs. Pool Jump. Who Ya Got? (GorillaMask)

7. Shaq and His Girlfriend Make For a Strange Picture (Guyism)

8. Dumbfounded Dog is Dumbfounded (Buzzfeed)

9. 5 Ridiculous Secrets Only Two Living People Know (Cracked)

10. Angela Martini Is the Lovely Lady Of the Day (HotClicks)