Morning Dump is your AM guide to the best links on the web.

• Classic Mr. Playboy Covers for the Year of the Rabbit [PlaymateOfTheYear]
• A Photo Tutorial on Reproducing a Fallout 3 Helmet [Unreality]
• The 7 Most Common Valentine’s Day Mistakes [Guyism]
• The 10 Best Car Ads of Super Bowl XLV [Sub5Zero]
• The 10 Greatest Alternatives to Women [Ranker]
• 20 Famous Works of Art Given a Modern Update [Uproxx]
• 55 of Rap’s Most Memorable Opening Lines [SmokingSection]
• A Last Minute Valentine’s Gift Guide for Every Type of Girl [TheBachelorGuy]
• Bad Poetic Musings: An Ode to Snow [FunnyCrave]
• 6 Jobs You Won’t Believe You Can Outsource [Cracked]
• The 25 Most Miscast Action Heroes [Complex]
• Tiger Woods Has a Mattress Ad [WithLeather]
• 48 Sexy Whale Tail Moments [DJMick]
• Sing Along Song of the Day [TheDailyWhat]
• Louisville Guard Kyle Kuric Throws Down Thunder Against Notre Dame [Brobible]
• 6 Ways Human Will Evolve [Gunaxin]
• 16 Pictures of Valentines Day Hopes Dashed [Izismile]
• Jennifer Aniston Tests the Vibrating Bra [ViralFootage]
• Toupee or Not Toupee: That Is the Question [EgoTV]
• President Mubarak’s Letter of Resignation [HolyTaco]
• A Montage of National Anthem Fails [SuperBooyah]
• Local News Reports on Harry Baals [NextRound]
• Survey Says Virgin Has the Hottest Flight Attendants [Uncoached]
• Bill Walton Stoned in Sacramento [BustedCoverage]
• 64 Photos of Tabitha Taylor, Joan Rivers Body Double from the GoDaddy.com Super Bowl Commercial [CoedMagazine]