Morning Dump: Afternoon Edition – Terrifying Theme Park Rides and More


This is a collection of 15 great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web. Those of us in the industry call it a “link dump.” We run two per day. We call the first one “Morning Dump” because it’s early and we’re immature. We call this one “Morning Dump: Afternoon Edition” because we’re lazy and uncreative by noon each day (click the pics to read each article):

1. The 25 Funniest Sports Headlines of All Time (SuperBooyah)

super booyah

2. San Diego Local News Sucks at Jet Packs (Nextround)


3. Get Ready For This Headline: Robber Who Broke into Hair Salon is Beaten by its Black-Belt Owner and Kept as a Sex Slave for Three Days…Fed Only Viagra (CavemanCircus)

Caveman Circus

4. Turning the Tables of the Day (TheDailyWhat)


5. The 6 Most Terrifying Theme Park Rides Ever Built (Cracked)


6. How To Use a Flamethrower (TotallyCrap)

Totally Crap

7. Zoology by Nate Birch (HolyTaco)

Holy Taco

8. Grownup Stars from Jurassic Park (Izismile)


9. Chrono All the Things (Unrealitymag)


10. Wrap It Up: Carmageddon Edition (CoedMagazine)

Coed Magazine

11. The 50 Best Movie Dialogue Samples in Hip-Hop (Complex)


12. Mona Gets Ready to Rock New York City (HeymanHustle)

Heyman Hustle

13. Funny Construction Signs (EgoTV)

Ego TV

14. Blogger Showdown: Should You Be Popping Your Collar? (Esquire)


15. Eight Theories from Insane Harry Potter Fans (Blastr)