This is a collection of 15 great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web. Those of us in the industry call it a “link dump.” We run two per day. We call the first one “Morning Dump” because it’s early and we’re immature. We call this one “Morning Dump: Afternoon Edition” because we’re lazy and uncreative by noon each day (click the pics to read each article):

1. The 25 Funniest Sports Headlines of All Time (SuperBooyah)

2. San Diego Local News Sucks at Jet Packs (Nextround)

3. Get Ready For This Headline: Robber Who Broke into Hair Salon is Beaten by its Black-Belt Owner and Kept as a Sex Slave for Three Days…Fed Only Viagra (CavemanCircus)

4. Turning the Tables of the Day (TheDailyWhat)

5. The 6 Most Terrifying Theme Park Rides Ever Built (Cracked)

6. How To Use a Flamethrower (TotallyCrap)

7. Zoology by Nate Birch (HolyTaco)

8. Grownup Stars from Jurassic Park (Izismile)

9. Chrono All the Things (Unrealitymag)

10. Wrap It Up: Carmageddon Edition (CoedMagazine)

11. The 50 Best Movie Dialogue Samples in Hip-Hop (Complex)

12. Mona Gets Ready to Rock New York City (HeymanHustle)

13. Funny Construction Signs (EgoTV)

14. Blogger Showdown: Should You Be Popping Your Collar? (Esquire)

15. Eight Theories from Insane Harry Potter Fans (Blastr)