Morning Dump: Afternoon Edition – Terrifying Theme Park Rides and More

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This is a collection of 15 great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web. Those of us in the industry call it a “link dump.” We run two per day. We call the first one “Morning Dump” because it’s early and we’re immature. We call this one “Morning Dump: Afternoon Edition” because we’re lazy and uncreative by noon each day (click the pics to read each article):

1. The 25 Funniest Sports Headlines of All Time (SuperBooyah)

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2. San Diego Local News Sucks at Jet Packs (Nextround)

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3. Get Ready For This Headline: Robber Who Broke into Hair Salon is Beaten by its Black-Belt Owner and Kept as a Sex Slave for Three Days…Fed Only Viagra (CavemanCircus)

Caveman Circus

4. Turning the Tables of the Day (TheDailyWhat)

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5. The 6 Most Terrifying Theme Park Rides Ever Built (Cracked)

Cracked

6. How To Use a Flamethrower (TotallyCrap)

Totally Crap

7. Zoology by Nate Birch (HolyTaco)

Holy Taco

8. Grownup Stars from Jurassic Park (Izismile)

Izismile

9. Chrono All the Things (Unrealitymag)

Unreality

10. Wrap It Up: Carmageddon Edition (CoedMagazine)

Coed Magazine

11. The 50 Best Movie Dialogue Samples in Hip-Hop (Complex)

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12. Mona Gets Ready to Rock New York City (HeymanHustle)

Heyman Hustle

13. Funny Construction Signs (EgoTV)

Ego TV

14. Blogger Showdown: Should You Be Popping Your Collar? (Esquire)

Esquire

15. Eight Theories from Insane Harry Potter Fans (Blastr)

Blastr

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