Relax, it’s not a real morning dump. That would be gross. It’s just a collection of ten great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web. Those of us in the industry call it a “link dump.” We call it “Morning Dump” because it’s early and we’re immature (click the pics to read each article):

1. A Collection of 25 Hilarious Bumper Stickers (Sub5Zero)

2. Jesse Jane’s 30 Hottest Pictures for Her 30th Birthday (CoedMagazine)

3. Hilarious Friends With Benefits Red Band Trailer (YouTube)

4. Nina Dobrev is a Super Sexy Soccer Player (Guyism)

5. The 10 Greatest Remakes of Vintage Sci-Fi Movies (PopCrunch)

6. The 50 Hottest Pictures of Kate Upton (Ranker)

7. Blake Griffin and Other Locked Out Sports Stars Find a New Job (TotalProSports)

8. Six Baffling Attempts to Ride Harry Potter’s Coattails (Cracked)

9. The 20 Hottest Photos of Emma Watson (Heavy)

10. Epic Fail Sends Jetpack Technology Back to the Dark Ages (GorillaMask)