Morning Dump is your AM guide to the best links on the web.

• A Proposal for New, Easier to Remember National Anthem Lyrics [FunnyCrave]
• The 13 Greatest Unnecessarily Censored Kids Shows [Ranker]
• Katy Perry Wears the Best Dress Ever [Clutch]
• 10 Things to Learn from Fictional Movie Boyfriends Women Love [Guyism]
• Things We’d Like to See at the Oscars this Year [Uncoached]
• Playmate Flashback: Playboy’s Roller Disco & Pajama Party [PlaymateOfTheYear]
• Redemption Song: Tracking Chris Brown’s Image Makeover [Complex]
• Human Interest Story of the Day [TheDailyWhat]
• Midget In a Gorilla Costume Gets Drop Kicked [TotalProSports]
• Maite Perroni Is the Lovely Lady of the Day [HotClicks]
• The Ten Coolest Super Bowl Rings [Gunaxin]
• Never Let a Drunk Guy Near the Porta Potties [ViralFootage]
• Dear Hipsters, Good Luck Explaining Your Love of Irony to Your Kids [HolyTaco]
• Eminem’s Super Bowl Outtakes [NextRound]
• Seven Fixes, Issues and Suggestions for the Future of Call of Duty [Unreality]
• 12 Videos of Reporters Getting Attacked [CoedMagazine]
• The 25 Funniest Protester Pranks of All-Time [SuperBooyah]
• 25 Laugh Worthy Photobombs [EgoTV]
• Dell Ships 65 Screws to a Customer in 65 Separate Packages [Izismile]
• The Lingerie Bowl VII Summarized With One Picture [Brobible]
• Marija Karan Looks Good from Behind [DJMick]
• Bill O’Reilly Teaches Kids About Science [Cracked]
• Bill Hader’s Hilarious Senior Picture [Buzzfeed]
• 15 SFW Examples of Women with Wall Bras [RegretfulMorning]
• Who Is This Sexy Kansas Jayhawks Fan? [BustedCoverage]