Morning Dump is your AM guide to the best links on the web.

• Jessica Jane Clement In Lingerie Is So Hot It Should Be Illegal [Guyism]
• Heavy’s Favorite UFC Ring Girls [Heavy]
• The Very Best of Google Auto Suggest Fails [AsylumUK]
• Batman Buzz Kills the Superhero Poker Table [Unreality]
• 7 Insane People Who Sold Their Bodies for Superbowl Tickets [Ranker]
• Kelly Brook 2011 Calendar Pics [MaximUK]
• Ashley Bulgari’s Daring Snow Suit [HeymanHustle]
• Adorable Suicide Girls With their Adorable Pets [Clutch]
• 8 Real Photographs that Prove Hell Exists on Earth [Cracked]
• Kaya Danielle Is a Brunette Bombshell [DJMick]
• Is This the Most Ridiculous Illegal Wrestling Move Ever? [BroBible]
• Photos of One of the Last Uncontacted Tribes In the World [Izismile]
• The Real Househusbands of Hollywood [EgoTV]
• John C. Reilly and Will Ferrell’s “Animal Choices” Video [CoedMagazine]
• College Football Player Caught Jerking Off Nude in Mall Parking Lot [BustedCoverage]
• Cheerleaders of the Week: Minnesota Vikings [Uncoached]
• Midnight Snack Ends in Beating Up Fat Chicks [TotallyCrap]
• Mickey Mantle’s Outstanding Yankees Experience [NextRound]
• What Can You Buy for $379: Super Bowl Edition [HolyTaco]
• Is This Video of a UFO In Israel? [ViralFootage]
• What the Hell Happened to Suzanne Sommers? [Gunaxin]
• Aly Michalka’s Extended Complex Gallery [Complex]
• Things I Think When I Post Something On Twitter [FunnyCrave]
• What Would You Trade For a Year’s Supply of Free Craft Beer? [TheBachelorGuy]
• Francesca Frigo on True Love (Video) [PlaymateOfTheYear]
• An Owl’s Hilarious Accidental Mustache [Buzzfeed]
• Maria Menounos Wants to Run Her Hand Through Clay Matthews’ Hair [TotalProSports]
• How to Get Rid of an Unwanted One Night Stand [RegretfulMorning]
• Sarah Shahi in Esquire [HotClicks]