Relax, it’s not a real morning dump. That would be gross. It’s just a collection of ten great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web. Those of us in the industry call it a “link dump.” We call it “Morning Dump” because it’s early and we’re immature (click the pics to read each article):

1. Schoolhouse Rock for Sex Scandals (Heavy)

2. 5 Things to Do With a Kiddie Pool This Summer (CoedMagazine)

3. Shane Victorino Gets Hit With a Baseball at Point Blank Range (TotalProSports)

4. An Unknown Chinese Model With Beautiful Eyes (DJMick)

5. Spank Bank: Santana (GorillaMask)

6. 7 Keys to a Successful One Night Stand (Guyism)

7. Vadermeister: Taste the Dark Side (Buzzfeed)

8. The Hottest Candace Swanepoel Photo Shoot Allowed on YouTube (Buzzfeed)

9. What Will Ken Griffey Jr. Buy Senior for Father’s Day? (HotClicks)

10. 6 Old People Who Could Kick Your Ass (Cracked)