Oil leak somewhat plugged, last day on the job scheduled for October 1…yep, Tony Hayward not only has his life back, but he’s already spending his golden parachute money like Bon Jovi did back in the day: on coke, hotel rooms and orgies. Look at you, partying like a rock star! You go, Tony! And props to you for posing with a REAL laddie mag in the second shot.
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