10 Signs a Dude’s Been Pussywhipped
Tom Leykis, from The Tom Leykis Show, gives TSJ the lowdown on when you gotta retreat back to your man cave.
1 – If you’ve ever agreed to go out and buy tampons, Midol, or a copy of Cosmo while your girl is on the rag, you’ve definitely been pussywhipped. After all, what did she do about that before you came along?
2 – Ever seen a vampire movie? Do you know who Ryan Gosling is? Uh-huh.
3 – When the guys want you to go out with them do you ever tell them something like “I have to check in with Headquarters”?
4 – Ever wasted an evening out with your girl and four of her snarky friends? Ever paid for all their drinks? Jesus!
5 – Ever held a chick’s purse while she goes to the crapper or to the fitting room? The fitting room? You mean that you actually went shopping with her? Busted!
6 – Ever made reservations for Valentine’s Day dinner? Even worse, did you later sit at the restaurant like a beaten dog waiting for the evening to be over? Pussywhipped for sure!
7 – Ever snap a photo on your smartphone so she knows you’re “not up to no good”?
8 – Are you never “up to no good”?
9 – Ever told her she’s “not fat in that dress”? Are you dating a chick who is fat in that dress?
10 – Have you ever said: “Honey! We need to get a new loofa!” Jesus. You are DEFINITELY pussywhipped.
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12:29 am on July 5th, 2012
Haha. Luckily, I’ve never been guilty of any of these. Probably because I avoid relationships like a plague.
4:44 am on July 5th, 2012
who is this clown?
7:44 am on July 5th, 2012
Sign 1) I fell badass when I buy pads for my girl. Other guys look nervous, I slap em on the counter, proud. Cuz I know, in 6 days, I’m getting laid. Plus,I generally get “Thank you” head for that.
Sign 2) Ever seen From Dusk Till Dawn? Drive? Yeah, shut it.
Sign 3) Being considerate is frowned upon, now? Shove it.
Sign 4) Has not, will not happen. If they expect me alone to pay for their drinks, I’m having a 5-way.
Sign 5) Ever seen the looks on people’s faces when you hold her purse and strike the gayest pose/face ever? Hilarious!
Sign 6) Romance isn’t dead, jackhole.
Sign 7) Nope.
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Depends on the meaning.
Sign 9) If you consider the chick in that photo “fat”, you’re a shallow dick.
Sign 10) Only one I agree with. I prefer when she uses her hands to lather me up. A loofa takes away from the sensation.
8:49 pm on July 5th, 2012
Brock is a pussy whipped faggoli with ten reasons why lol.
12:05 pm on July 9th, 2012
Yawn. . .
11:17 pm on July 9th, 2012
Who was the dumbbell who came up with the term “pussywhipped”? Sounds ridiculous. And theres no such thing as a special place in Hell for me and my friends. Its called blockheads who aren’t having a good time.
11:18 pm on July 9th, 2012
What about peniswhipped?
4:16 pm on July 25th, 2012
Brock without question sounds whipped. He’s soo whipped he defends it. Like a pro-nazi Jew or something.
3:54 pm on August 18th, 2012
Brock is the biggest pussy around. He could probably extend his ‘I’m a pussy’ list to 50-100 and still be guilty of them all. PUSSY!!
Kevin-> the broad wants your wallet and you want her pussy, thats why pussywhipped and not peniswhipped.
I’m a fairly new listener. Only found Tom a few months a go. There is a room in Tixati that streams him. I listen to Tom and chat with a few other listeners, it’s cool.
6:10 pm on October 6th, 2012
Brock sounds hot. Independence and compassion is a turn-on.
3:59 am on October 27th, 2012
Brock sounds hot indeed. The other guys here are so whiny and insecure about their masculinity…they must be little teenage boys.
1:28 am on November 18th, 2012
Seriously, on paper Brock is the only dude I would fuck like a pornstar.
3:58 am on November 24th, 2012
All you girls who said Brock sounds hot need to cut the horse shit! You know damn well you wouldn’t give him the time of day if YOU were hot. Women DO NOT keep a pussywhipped man. PERIOD
3:46 am on November 27th, 2012
@ CTB shut up you bitter little autistic boy.Go back and masturbate on your teddybear.
1:28 pm on March 8th, 2013
@ girl Bitch please, the smartest thing to ever come out or your mouth was a penis.
2:23 pm on March 17th, 2013
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