Morning Dump is your AM guide to the best links on the web.

• 25 Things Written on Butts [HolyTaco]
• 4 Bad Lessons Rudolph the Rednose Reindeer Teaches Kids [Cracked]
• Freida Pinto Sexy in GQ India [DJMick]
• The Booziest City Ever Imagined [NextRound]
• Ohio Lighthouse Covered in Ice [ViralFootage]
• 25 Pictures of Brooklyn Decker Modeling Lingerie [BroBible]
• The 50 Most Lavish Gifts in Giving History [Complex]
• The To-Do List of a Porn Actress [FunnyCrave]
• Catrinel Menghia is Pretty Hot [BannedInHollywood]
• The Sociology of Public Peeing [Buzzfeed]
• Meet Miyoki Jones: The Girl Whose Hair Caught on Fire at Diddy’s Internet Party [TheSmokingSection]
• Is that Helmet Really Necessary? [TotalProSports]
• Christmas Inspired Demotivational Posters [RegretfulMorning]
• 20 Things You Think You Should Know about Jon Hamm [EgoTV]
• The 10 Most Incriminating Sexts of 2010 [Ranker]
• Talking Animals of the Day [TheDailyWhat]
• Holiday Song Inspired Cocktails [TheBachelorGuy]
• The Tragic Saga of Jose Canseco Rolls Along [BustedCoverage]
• 72 Photos of Beautiful Brazilian AXE Angels [CoedMagazine]
• Daniela Freitas is an Effective Model [Guyism]
• Who’s the Hottest Woman on NBC’s The Office? [Gunaxin]
• The Weirdest Toy Commercial Ever [Uncoached]
• Little Drummer Boy With Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly [Manofest]
• Ten of the Best Movie Opening Credits [Unreality]
• Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders are Fun to Look At [Izismile]