Our eyes are heartsore from watching this even that one time.
The consolation is that probably, hopefully, seriously — hopefully, guys — this has never happened to you. Especially that thong on the face thing going on.
IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE, GRADED BY AWKWARDNESS:
10. I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry: “These are real.”
9. Mystic Pizza: “All it needs is a little bit of fresh air.”
8. Boomerang: “Let me show you what I’m talking about… this IS the ESSENCE of SEX.”
7. Senseless: “Did you make them yourself?”
6. A Very Brady Sequal: “A far-out pad with my sister.”
5. Forgetting Sarah Marshall: Competitive sound-offs.
4. The Great Outdoors: “I could be Smokey’s cousin Horny.”
3. Weird Science: “You did an excellent job.”
2. Dirty Love: “Touch my bass.”
1. American Pie: You know.