It’s a freaking video about the freaking Jersey Shore, bro. You’re not gonna watch that stupid show on MTV tomorrow, but that doesn’t mean you don’t wanna creep on some Jersey broads and embrace your inner guido.

So bro, here’s what we did, bro. We let some actual Jersey girls give us the sexiest tour of the Shore and showed you some of our adventures in a G.T.L.-themed gallery (G.T.L.?!? Google it, bro) on Monday. Peep that gallery here.

Then, bro, direct your attention to this freakin’ video for a taste of why that garbage on MTV doesn’t even remotely get it right. JWOWW, Snooki, Angelina and Sammie “Sweetheart” wish they were half as hot as Jessica, Mandie C, Joy and Allison aka The Real Girls of Jersey Shore. Enjoy it bro.