Daddy was a drunk? Daddy stole your girlfriend? Daddy flushed your goldfish? Daddy loved another mommy? Daddy went to jail? Daddy had a secret family in Indiana? Daddy was bipolar?
If any of these deadbeat dad scenarios sound familiar, or if you’re just looking to spice up a family gathering, here’s a wee list of crappy gifts, which, alone or combined, are geared to make folks uncomfortable and/or trigger some epic drama.
It was gonna happen anyway, right.
1. Get your dad the soundtrack to Cats here.
2. Get your dad a LARPing chainmail getup here.
3. Get your dad a tie-dyed tie here.
4. Get your dad a giant vat of Cool Whip here.
5. Get your dad a Britney Spears perfume here.
6. Get your dad a natural penis enhancement products here.
7. Get your dad a long, blonde wig here.
8. Get your dad a whore here.
9. Get your dad an appointment for hair implants here.
10. Get your dad medicated dandruff shampoo here.
11. Get your dad a thong here.
12. Get your dad a Batman costume here.
13. Get your dad a how to pick up girls seminar here.
14. Get your dad a your dad tranny heels here.
15. Get your dad a prison penpal here.
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