Morning Dump is your AM guide to the best links on the web.

• A Breakdown of the Ingredients in Taco Bell Beef [HolyTaco]
• Girl’s Brilliant Backside Wins Her a VW Bus [SocialCarNews]
• Meet Elizabeth Olsen: The Other Olsen Sister [Clutch]
• A Collection of Russian Club Girls [Uncoached]
• The 7 Most Emo Superheros of All Time [Guyism]
• Aria Giovanni Is In Lust [HeymanHustle]
• Vintage DC Superhero Posters [Unreality]
• 6 Pieces of Music that Mean the Opposite of What You Think [Cracked]
• Claire Sinclair at the Bettie Page Fashion Show [PlaymateOfTheYear]
• Jennifer Aniston Allure Magazine Outtakes [DJMick]
• 3 Reasons You Should Never Buy a Woman a Drink [TheBachelorGuy]
• Chad Ochocinco Says He’s Getting His Johnson Back [BroBible]
• Solar Powered Sex Toy for Patient Horny Hippies [FunnyCrave]
• 126 Awkward Family Photos [Izismile]
• The Cost of Obesity in America (infographic) [Built Lean]
• Mark Zuckerberg’s Facebook Page Gets Hacked [Complex]
• This x That of the Day [TheDailyWhat]
• The 13 Greatest Cats in Video Game History [Ranker]
• 5 US Presidents We’d Love to Get Drunk With [Gunaxin]
• The 10 Funniest Xbox Kinect Fails of All Time [SuperBooyah]
• Hot French Maids Make the Best CPR Instructors [ViralFootage]
• He Said She Said…Sex During Her Period [CoedMagazine]
• Guy Gets Fired from Car Dealership for Wearing Packers Tie [BustedCoverage]
• Vegans: Cowardly Alien Race [NextRound]
• Hilarious Faces of the State of the Union Address [Buzzfeed]
• Erin Andrews Gives a Sideline Demonstration [TotalProSports]
• 5 Things We’ll Never Get Sick Of On Spring Break [RegretfulMorning]
• Meet the Lovely Brittany Binger [HotClicks]