There are a few simple things to keep in mind if you’re going to embark on a life of petty theft. First of all, make sure the person you steal from doesn’t have their home equipped with the kind of high-tech surveillance system typically reserved for South American drug lords and government facilities. Next, be prepared for some awe inspiring retaliation if you get caught.
The woman in this video ignored both of those rules and pays dearly for the oversight. After stealing her neighbor’s snow shovel during one of the worst storms in Chicago history and using it to dig out her car, justice is served using a snow blower and a little video editing software. Hilarity ensues.