Morning Dump is your AM guide to the best links on the web.

• Jessica Alba or Jessica Biel? These photos should help you decide.  [Bro Bible]
• The cast of The Expendables flex on Wall Street (pic).  [The Daily What]
• 25 Awesome Stage Crasher Videos.  [Holy Taco]
• Bizarre: Burn victim’s fingers stitched into stomach to heal.  [DJ Mick]
• Top 20 Athlete Cameos In Movies.  [Bleacher Report]
• 101 Ridiculously Hot Red Heads.  [Coed Magazine
• 20 Hottest Girls in Bikinis and Boots.  [Heavy]
• The Lowdown on Flatulence.  [Men's Fitness]
• 9 Fictional Love Triangles Any Guy Wishes He Could Be In.  [Guyism]
• 10 People You’ll Meet at Your Fantasy Football Draft.  [Gunaxin]
• 8 Dirtiest Sexual Innuendos in Children’s Cartoons.  [Asylum]
• 9 Athletes More White Trash than Kenny Powers.  [Total Pro Sports]
• Bill Murray’s 6 Best Roles.  [Unreality Magazine]
• Body Count Infographic from The Expendables.  [Next Round]
• 10 Franchise-Destroying Film Moments.  [Ask Men]
• Get to know the hot host of ESPN’s Sports Nation.  [Manofest]
• Runaway Zebras Cause Chaos in San Diego.  [Asylum]
• A Tribute to the Babes of Hooters.  [Babes n Brawls]
• 51 Things You Aren’t Allowed to See on Google Maps.  [Focus]
• The World’s Most Lucrative Eating Contests.  [Business Pundit]
• 9 Celebrities Living with STD’s.  [Ego TV]
• 13 Terrifying Movie Teeth.  [Premiere]
• Is Your Girlfriend Cheating? Follow This Chart.  [Leftos]
• Inside look at life as a television critic.  [Bullz-Eye]
• NFL Players Losing Helmets.  [Sports Illustrated]