Watch us prove that noted anti-Semite Mel Gibson has slept with nebbishy Jew Jerry Seinfeld via the long and twisted path of Hollywood romance.

Mel Gibson left his wife for…

Oksana Grigorieva, with whom his famously tumultuous relationship produced some very interesting audiotapes. Before that rocky road to TMZ superstardom, Grigorieva was in a twelve-year relationship with…

Timothy Dalton, easily the worst actor ever to play James Bond.  Dalton, in turn, had a fourteen year relationship with…

Vanessa Redgrave, a swinging sixties sexpot and Commie agitator. She enjoyed a few love-ins with…

Warren Beatty, but then Warren Beatty slept with everyone, even…

Madonna, who has similarly slept with everyone, which really makes this game significantly easier. Among her conquests is the achingly dull Yankees “great”…

Alex Rodriguez, who, after leaving his wife, was also linked with…

Kate Hudson, hippie chick extraordinaire. She, in turn, dated the ultra nasal…

Owen Wilson, who has really done quite well for himself in the female department, all things considered. Witness the fact that he’s knocked boots with…

Gina Gershon, the fantastically sultry sexpot, who also bedded…

John Cusack, the eighties phenom-made-good. Cusack was in a relationship with…

Shoshanna Lonstein, a remarkably busty bikini designer (ahem…), who’s only real claim to fame is that she dated both Fabio and…

Jerry Seinfeld.

Ergo, Mel Gibson has slept with Jerry Seinfeld.

Q.E.D.