Six Degrees of Penetration

CelebsWatch us prove that noted anti-Semite Mel Gibson has slept with nebbishy Jew Jerry Seinfeld via the long and twisted path of Hollywood romance.

Mel Gibson left his wife for…

Mel Gibson and Oksana GrigorieveOksana Grigorieva, with whom his famously tumultuous relationship produced some very interesting audiotapes. Before that rocky road to TMZ superstardom, Grigorieva was in a twelve-year relationship with…

Oksana Girgorieva Timothy DaltonTimothy Dalton, easily the worst actor ever to play James Bond.  Dalton, in turn, had a fourteen year relationship with…

Vanessa RedgraveVanessa Redgrave, a swinging sixties sexpot and Commie agitator. She enjoyed a few love-ins with…

Warren Beatty Playgirl MagazineWarren Beatty, but then Warren Beatty slept with everyone, even…

Warren Beatty and MadonnaMadonna, who has similarly slept with everyone, which really makes this game significantly easier. Among her conquests is the achingly dull Yankees “great”…

Alex Rodriguez with Hot WifeAlex Rodriguez, who, after leaving his wife, was also linked with…

Kate Hudson Yankees GameKate Hudson, hippie chick extraordinaire. She, in turn, dated the ultra nasal…

Kate Hudson and Owen WilsonOwen Wilson, who has really done quite well for himself in the female department, all things considered. Witness the fact that he’s knocked boots with…

Gina GershonGina Gershon, the fantastically sultry sexpot, who also bedded…

John Cusack Say AnythingJohn Cusack, the eighties phenom-made-good. Cusack was in a relationship with…

Shoshanna LonsteinShoshanna Lonstein, a remarkably busty bikini designer (ahem…), who’s only real claim to fame is that she dated both Fabio and…

Jerry Seinfeld Shoshanna LonsteinJerry Seinfeld.

Ergo, Mel Gibson has slept with Jerry Seinfeld.

Q.E.D.

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