In our continuing effort to bring you the sexiest of sexy, The Smoking Jacket has launched a new feature, The Week in Sexy Advertising. It’s written by Steve Hall who publishes Adrants, a site that writes about marketing, advertising and the use of sex as a selling point. We won’t discuss the business of advertising much because, well, that’s just boring. But we will bring you a weekly round up advertising’s best eye candy.
Peeping Tom Films Woman in Lingerie
Perhaps you wondered what all that fuss was about Mark Ronson’s girlfriend, Josephine de la Baume, and the voyeuristic video someone shot of her Bedroom Window-style while she frolicked in her lingerie and walked around in a hand bra. Perhaps you’ve never heard of Mark Ronson or Josephine de la Baume. None of this really matters. All that’s important is that Josephine is hot. She’s in her underwear. And she’s walking around her bedroom while some perv is taking video of her.
But what you may not have known is that this wasn’t just random voyeurism. Nope. It was funded by lingerie brand Agent Provocateur to promote the fact josephine will be the brand’s newest spokesmodel. If you think this video is hot, just wait. We’ll be seeing a lot more of Josephine in the coming months.
Jersey Shore ‘Sweetheart’ Gets Smelly
So you watch Jersey Shore? Even if you don’t, you might be familiar with Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola. Yeah, she’s the bitchy one who, along with Snooki, make for some interestingly nasty television. Well, marketers being who they are and always in search of the next hottest spokesmodel, a company called Dangerous has zeroed in on Giancola and will be launching a new fragrance line in her name. The perfume will hit stores this summer but be on the look out for the upcoming ad campaign which will give us plenty of Giancola to leer at.
Tehmeena Afzal Turns Her Attention to Basketball
If you recall in our last Week in Sexy Advertising column, we shared with you some work done by the impossibly hot Tehmeena Afzal for Fannatic Magazine. And let’s not forget that video she did for the New York Giants. Good God, that girl is hot! Well, thankfully she’s well aware of this and is willing to share as much of her stunning curvaceousness with us as we can stand.
Well, she’s out with another video. This time, it’s for the New York Knicks and it can only be described as the sexiest basketball-related video you will ever see. Sexiest. Ever. And the basketball in this video can only be described as the luckiest basketball ever to have been inflated.
In the video, shot in obligatory slow motion of course, we are treated to shot after delicious shot of the mesmerizing Afzal whose bulging breasts are so big they have ripped their way through a Knicks jersey providing full view of her endless cleavage.
Bad Girl Taylor Momsen Frolics For John Galliano
She’s got raccoon eyes. She hooked up with Madonna. She was Cindy Lou Who in How the Grinch Stole Christmas. She played Gretal in Hansel and Gretal. She fronts a band a band called The Pretty Reckless. She wears slutty clothes. She pissed off her parents who wish she’d just be a nice role model for kids. And she blames her parents for the whole mess.
Who are we talking about? Taylor Momsen, of course. Otherwise known as Little Jenny on Gossip Girl. Fashion brand John Galliano has gotten hold of the rebellious girl and signed her on to be spokes-hottie for a new fragrance called Parlez moi d’amour. A new video give us a very lacy Taylor Momsen who flaunts her trademark raccoon eyes as the camera slides its fingertips up and down her body while she tantalizes us with her jail bait-y, lingerie-clad sexiness. Enjoy.
Natalie Portman Gets Naked
Natalie Portman, who once teased Jean Reno in The Professional and gave us plenty to go all fanboy on her with in Star Wars, has stripped off all her clothes to pose nude in print and television ads for Miss Dior Cherie, a line of fragrance from Dior. Of course, this being Natalie Portman and television generally rated PG, Portman sports a hand bra so as not to offend censors or over excited 14 year old boys, let alone the rest of us who haven’t seen 14 in a decade or two. Look for it on your TV in March.