Morning Dump is your AM guide to the best links on the web.

• If Horror Movies Were Truly Horrifying.  [Cracked]
• 10 Sexiest Beer Commercials of All Time.  [Manofest]
• 9 Risky Moves That Changed Gaming Forever.  [Wired]
• The 25 Most Pause-Worthy Sports Names of All Time.  [Complex]
• Weird Stuff Found at Airport Security.  [DJ Mick]
• The 20 Hottest Hooters Girls.  [Heavy]
• The 100 Most Exciting Athletes of All Time.  [Bleacher Report]
• NFL Cheerleaders Get Sexy For Halloween.  [Coed Magazine]
• 7 Least Sexy Video Games Ever.  [Asylum]
• Sexy Vampirenes at Bran Castle.  [Bullz-Eye]
• All the Imogen Thomas you can handle.  [Maxim]
• A Field Guide to Internet Poseurs.  [Uproxx]
• 10 Halloween Costumes for Complete Douchebags.  [Gunaxin]
• The World’s Most Expensive Domain Names.  [The Atlantic]
• Workout Trends That Stood the Test of Time.  [Men's Fitness]
• 25 Cliche Halloween Costumes to Avoid.  [Guyism]
• 13 Moments From ‘Back To The Future’ That Still Get a Reaction.  [Geeks of Doom]
• 7 Supporting Actresses Who Are Sexier Than the Leading Lady.  [Nerve]
• How to Quit Your Job With a Picture of Your Rear.  [Lions Den U]
• The Hottest Women of Chuck.  [Spewf]
• Anatomy of the Average Teenager’s 3,339 Monthly Texts.  [Clutch]
• How to Make a Lady Gaga Outfit.  [Holy Taco]