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A new study reports that the belly-button’s location is an important factor in determining athletic ability. Now, before we delve into the validity of such findings, this notion comes as quite a surprise, considering the widespread belief that anyone with an outie, regardless of where it’s situated on the stomach, is an uncoordinated ogre.

Intrigued by the new discoveries, our crack team set out to confirm if you really can tell how good a man is at sports simply by looking at where his belly-button rests. Judging by the evidence we reviewed, it’s clear that science once again has prevailed.

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