Return to Tatooine: 3-D? Or Don’t.

IT’S COMING. Faster than a speeding bullet. Star Wars: Espisode I – The Phantom Menace in eye-popping 3D. Whether or not you choose to follow the dark side and line Mr. Lucas’ pockets while looking like a boob in cheap sunglasses in front of other people is your business. No doubt Lucas’ peeps have hired their peeps to edit the film so that the giant fish in Episode I has Hayden Christensen’s face on it. I say watch A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi on VHS at home. Fuck prequels. Fuck everything. Keep your pajamas on.

Note that there is no sign of Jar Jar Binks in this preview.


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If only old Ben Kenobi had told Luke the truth. We could have skipped 1, 2, and 3 altogether.