Obama’s right-hand man, Rahm Emanuel, is packing up his shit and leaving the White House this weekend to head back to Chicago and start up his campaign for mayor. Known to the masses as Rahmbo, the silver-haired Jew with a temper and a “don’t-fuck-with-me-assclown” style that was recruited to get shit done in D.C., Emanuel is infamous for his potty mouth and even making up new swear words, inspiring everything from SNL skits to multiple Twitter accounts.

We love the dude purely for his entertainment value, but he’s got a long few months ahead of him with this campaign. The guy can’t even call someone retarded without Sarah Palin stomping all over his balls via Facebook, and word gets around pretty quickly when he does things like send dead fish in boxes to his enemies. So we’re thinking the best thing for the Rahmbo 2011 campaign is for him to embrace this famed rep he’s got. Here’s a headstart.