“Wow! 4.3 Inches, Baby!” Cell Phone Unboxing Meets 70′s Softcore

Objectophiles and hand fetishists aside, it’s widely agreed that unboxing videos are some of the least sexy videos on the Internet. Sure, they’re great at providing a visual walk-through of all the nitty-gritty details on the hottest devices, but unboxing videos that make you gasp with excitement are virtually non-existent. Revision3′s new unboxingporn channel aims to fix that with some smooth music and a classy ’70s porn vibe. Yummy.