Once again, the New England Patriots have done what they do best – conspire to make life miserable for about 90% of the NFL watching public. This time around, they aren’t doing it by destroying every team they play by sixty points or running up the score late in the fourth quarter. No, this time, they did it with a trade.
In a move that the majority of the sports media is still trying to wrap their heads around, the Patriots have traded future Hall of Fame wide receiver Randy Moss back to the team he came into the league with, the Minnesota Vikings, for nothing more than a third round draft pick.
So far, the news coverage of the trade is at least on par with the madness that surrounds the annual Brett Favre retirement extravaganza. Expect it to get much worse as the Vikes monday night showdown with New England Patriots division rival the New York Jets approaches. And then again when the Vikings play the Packers. And the Patriots a few weeks later. Goddamn you, Bill Belichick.
If you’re anything like us, this blockbuster trade is going to have you slinging any number of heated slurs in the direction of the Patriots for months to come. In light of that, we’ve put together this handy New England Patriots Hater Guide, just in case you find yourself at a loss for something to curse New England for.
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