Look, any jackass off the street can strap on a bulletproof vest and take one at close range in the chest. We don’t care to see videos of that, and neither do you. Instead, if you’re hoping to tickle TSJ’s fancy, you’ll have to go the extra mile.

Take this video, for example. What could have been a run of the mill display of life saving technology becomes a cautionary tale about what you should expect when you mix guns and video cameras. Namely, you should expect hilarious mishaps that will somehow make their way to a worldwide internet audience.

We won’t spoil the ending of this video, but you can probably tell from the write up to this point that it isn’t a happy one. At least not for the guy in the video. It’s good times for us though!