North Korea’s Twitter Page Translated

North Korea Twitter

In a move that flies in the face of their penchant for mystery and secrecy, North Korea has started an official Twitter page. You wouldn’t know it right away by the name of the page, @uriminzok, but it’s them. Their official website is uriminzokkiri.com, you see. Because in terms of website URLs and Twitter names, that’s way easier to remember than “@NorthKorea” or “www.prnk.com” or some other oppressively lengthy internet presence.

Unfortunately, the entire North Korea Twitter page is written in Korean, which makes reading it a bit labor intensive if that’s not a language you’re fluent in.

Fortunately, when it comes to Korean to English translation, we’ve got that shit on lock. Here are all eleven of North Korea’s Tweets (so far) translated into user friendly English.

North Korea Twitter

Translation: Great Leader will make pay 4 embarrassment you have caused! Call me “il” for gud reason!! #illest

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North Korea Twitter

Translation: Army very big! We find you! Pay 4 ur liez!!1!! #killer

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North Korea Twitter

Translation: You cross Great Leader wit ur lies! #unclean

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North Korea Twitter

Translation: Ha! Link 2 goatse! How you like? #betrayed #howdoesitfeel

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North Korea Twitter

Translation: My love. Ur my hrt. Plz click link.  #iforgiveyou

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North Korea Twitter

Translation: O rly? #shattered #vengeance

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North Korea Twitter

Translation: “Look at all these rumors, surrounding me every day” – Timex Social Club  #nottrue #reallove

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North Korea Twitter

Translation: Currently listening to: Evil Woman – ELO #blip.fm #nowlistening #rage

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Translation: Please say not true. #shame

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North Korea Twitter

Translation: Story of new love of Leader’s life. #4eva #pleaseread

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North Korea Twitter

Translation: Holy shit! Whiteboard Girl FTFW! Great Leader want HOPA 4 self! #nextwife

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