Morning Dump is your AM guide to the best links on the web.

• The Girls of Machete (photos).  [Coed Magazine]
• 7 Movie Flaws That Were Explained in Deleted Scenes.  [Cracked]
• The Wonders of Body Paint on Women.  [Gunaxin]
• If Historical Events Had Facebook Statuses.  [Cool Material]
• The Colbert Rally to Restore Truthiness.  [The Daily What]
• Terminator 2 Opera (video).  [Kontraband]
• 25 Awesome Animal Attack Videos.  [Holy Taco]
• 7 Ways To Ruin Your Relationship Without Realizing It.  [Guyism]
• 10 Ways to Have Better Sex, According to Science.  [Esquire]
• Importance of Grammar Summed in One Tweet.  [Next Round]
• The Hottest Redheads in Sports.  [Bleacher Report]
• 9 Colleges with the Hottest Sports Fans.  [Total Pro Sports]
• 5 Things Men Should Know About ‘The American’.  [Ask Men]
• Animals Do the Funniest Sex.  [Asylum]
• Executing the Rocket Jump in Real Life.  [Unreality Mag]
• 25 Great Moments in Text Messaging History.  [Manofest]
• Female Soldiers Being Badass.  [The Brigade]
• Ray Finkle sighting!  [The Pigskin Doctors]
• Famous Photos Recast.  [Uproxx]
• Cock Blocks: Your Male Competition.  [Top Cultured]
• Jersey Shore + Family Circus = hilarity.  [The Inquisitr]
• 2010 College Football Predictions.  [Scores Report]
• 20 Hottest Celebrity Bikini Car Wash Photos.  [Sub5Zero]
• The Crap We Put Up With on Airplanes.  [The Oatmeal]