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Most Accurately Named Skate Park in America

Posted 8/2/2010 at 2:09 pm by

This is like establishing a “Fat Person McDonald’s” or a “Pervert Peep Show Parlor.” That said, we’re all for telling it like it is. If they really wanted to get specific, they’d have called it “Stoner With Eyeballs Floating in Energy Drink Skate Plaza.” But with the limited amount of real estate they had to work with, they hit on the most important descriptor. Because the last thing you want is for stoners to feel unwelcome at a skate plaza.

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“Most Accurately Named Skate Park in America”
  1. 1
    Glen says...
    2:08 am on August 3rd, 2010

    Haha, that’s hilarious and definitely a bit true..

  2. 2
    shirteesdotnet says...
    10:31 am on August 3rd, 2010

    C L A S S I C !!

  3. 3
    Josh says...
    5:07 pm on September 21st, 2010

    Fuck you. This is the most ignorant shit I’ve ever seen. I ride for a skate shop in the town where I go to college and I have only tried weed once. I know plenty of other dudes from all over like me and would be equally mad. Get your head straight man, skateboarding’s not just for dumbass West Coast teenagers anymore. And energy drinks suck!

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