Most Accurately Named Skate Park in America

This is like establishing a “Fat Person McDonald’s” or a “Pervert Peep Show Parlor.” That said, we’re all for telling it like it is. If they really wanted to get specific, they’d have called it “Stoner With Eyeballs Floating in Energy Drink Skate Plaza.” But with the limited amount of real estate they had to work with, they hit on the most important descriptor. Because the last thing you want is for stoners to feel unwelcome at a skate plaza.