This is a collection of 15 great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web. Those of us in the industry call it a “link dump.” We call it “Morning Dump” because it’s early and we’re immature. Click the pics to read each article.

1. NEBRASKA MAN ATTACKS WIFE WITH SANDWICH (Heavy)

2. 10 SHOWS FOR BROS TO BINGE WATCH ON NETFLIX (BroBible)

3. THOUGHTFUL TEAMMATES, DOG VIDEO OF THE DAY AND PHOTO GALLERY OF THE DAY (Sports Illustrated)

4. ANOTHER LOOK AT JOHNNY DEPP’S ‘THE LONE RANGER’ (Huffington Post)

5. THE LIZ LEMON GUIDE TO LIFE AND LOVE (Uproxx)

6. BAR RAFAELI’S SEX TAPE KICK STARTER (FUNNY OR DIE)

7. SAM JACKSON WANTS YOU TO PICK UP AFTER YOUR DOG (Holy Taco)

8. INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT MCDONALD’S HAMBURGER PATTIES (Guyspeed)

9. AKIN IN 2008: DOCTORS GIVE ABORTIONS TO WOMEN “WHO ARE NOT ACTUALLY PREGNANT” (Buzzfeed)

10. KATE UPTON PLAYS FARMER’S DAUGHTER FOR COSMO (Coed Magazine)

11. 13 QUOTES THAT WILL MOTIVATE YOU TO GET OUT OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE (Caveman Circus)

12. HOW GOOGLE SEARCH MADE ME A WORLD-FAMOUS MORON (Cracked)

13. FOOTBALL IS DUMB: A FRESH NFL TAKE (Made Man)

14. JO GARCIA NOW A PLAYBOY VIDEO GAME REVIEWER (Egotastic)

15. MISS IOWA HOPEFUL JESSICA VERSTEEG (Busted Coverage)