Relax, it’s not a real morning dump. That would be gross. It’s just a collection of 15 great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web. Those of us in the industry call it a “link dump.” We call it “Morning Dump” because it’s early and we’re immature (click the pics to read each article):

1. More Action Than A PPV Boxing Match (HotClicks)

2. “The Thing” Movie Review (Heavy)

3. Ten Reasons Why Shakespeare Was A Fraud (Huffington Post)

4. 2011 Weekly NFL Locks Week 6 (TotalProSports)

5. Rick Ross Is Not Well (UpRoxx)

6. Presidential Pick-Up Lines (Buzzfeed)

7. Spank Bank: Daisy Marie (GorillaMask)

8. 8 Examples Of Good Gym Etiquette (Guyism)

9. The Internet’s Hall of Shame (CoedMagazine)

10. Guy Farts All Over Campus (Double Viking)

11. 5 Sexual Innovations From People In Your History Textbooks (Cracked)

12. Jamie Chung Leggy Candids (DJMick)

13. Lady Friend Cora Skinner (NextRound)

14. Watch The Weird Jim Harbaugh/Jim Schwartz Fight (BroBible)

15. Chargers Superfan Busted With 42 Pounds Of Coke (Busted Coverage)