Morning Dump is your AM guide to the best links on the web.

• 12 Things You’ll Wish You Never Saw Under a Microscope.  [Cracked]
• 6 Movies that Make You Question Your Grip on Reality.  [Unreality]
• 12 Hottest Famous Girls Caught Shoplifting.  [Ranker]
• A Tribute to Leslie Nielsen.  [Gunaxin]
• Stage Diving, You’re Doing it Wrong.  [Banned in Hollywood]
• The Gradual Development of Shangai’s Skyline.  [Prose Before Hos]
• Ed McMahon Knows How To Party.  [EgoTV]
• Hilarious Amazon.com Reviews on a WTF Product.  [Buzzfeed]
• 52 Pics of Rio de Janeiro at War.  [Izismile]
• 4 Attempts to Overcome the Subtle Butt Gas Neutralizers.  [Holy Taco]
• 25 Strangest Motoring Graphics.  [Sub5zero]
• The Sneakiest Plays in Football.  [Asylum]
• A History of Bond Cars.  [The Bachelor Guy]
• The Next Four Loko: Whipped Lightning.  [Campus Socialite]
• How to Spot a Douchebag (infographic).  [Coed Magazine]
• The 10 Most Depressing Disney Moments of All Time.  [Guyism]
• Bullz-Eye’s Holiday Gift Guide.  [Bullz Eye]
• Monika Pietrasinska is a swimsuit stunner.  [Maxim UK]
• 15 Hot Chicks Working Out.  [Top Cultured]
• Cats Love Boobs Too.  [DJ Mick]
• Shay Maria’s cameo in NCIS LA.  [Lions Den]
• 10 Jaw-Dropping Slam Dunks.  [EgoTV]
• How to Survive a Mass Extinction.  [io9]
• 8 Awesomely Non-Functional Tear-Off Flyers.  [Next Round]