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An Epic Battle of Shark Versus Bird

Posted 9/22/2010 at 8:18 am by

megalodon vs. thunderbird

So after hearing about Halle Berry swimming with Great White sharks for a new motion picture, it got us thinking about gigantic, predatory fish from prehistoric times. And, as scary as they are, how very unlikely it is that we’d set foot in an ocean knowing they existed.

After a few more pints, we wondered what is the land-based equivalent of a massive predator let loose in a heavily populated human environment? After ruling out escaped zoo animals, bears, boars and David Hasselhoff, we were left with the legend of the Thunderbird.

And now for the Bargument, as land-lubbers who think of themselves as the top of the food chain, which do we find more terrifying, Megalodon or the Legendary Thunderbird?

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    Gunaxin Links says...
    9:07 am on September 22nd, 2010

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    jeremy-j says...
    10:45 am on September 23rd, 2010

    my first 64-bit machine was named megalodon..

  3. 3
    herp says...
    8:05 pm on September 24th, 2010

    I don’t think you could’ve made this any more obnoxious. Cracked.com’s style isn’t the easiest to game.

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