Meet Tehmeena Afzal

Tehmeena Afzal

The exotic Tehmeena Afzal was born in Queens, New York, but she’s not your standard around-the-way-girl. She’s Pakistani — consider her a sexy human-interest story to balance out the grim news we hear, daily, out of her corner of the world. Only in America could the daughter of Muslim Pakistani immigrants grow up to star in hip hop videos by The Dream, 50 Cent, G-Unit, and Fat Joe. She’s a regular presence on the newsstand and has been on the MTV game show Silent Library. “You’ll be seeing me on TV again soon,” she says mysteriously.

Birthplace: Queens, NY

Current location: Westbury, NY

Measurements: 34DD-24-37

I think my best physical feature is: My face

Men say my best physical feature is: My chest

Tattoos, and what they mean: I’ve got a bunch of tattoos from when I was younger and they basically have no meaning — I just thought they looked cool at the time. I have a butterfly, a bluebird and a baby tiger.

Sexiest woman ever, and why: Christina Aguilera. She’s got a beautiful voice and has never succumbed to the pressure stars feel to do stupid things. And on top of that, she’s hot!

My best trait is: My sense of humor. Even when I’m at my worst I can always find a way to make someone else smile.

My worst habit is: Sleep eating! I wake up in the middle of the night and raid the refrigerator. I don’t even know I’ve done it until I find a mess of wrappers and food on my kitchen counter the next morning. I should always keep my cupboards bare to prevent this from happening.

I wish more men would: Tell the truth! They always have to lie about things — even the stupidest little things. It irks me!

The key to my heart is: Honesty and generosity. I hate liars and cheap guys.

Compliment me on: My face

Pet name for my boobs: Heh — the guys at work call me “Bubbles.”

What I love about my boobs: I love how they look in low cut shirts and without a bra. They just stay up. It’s awesome!

When it comes to my body, please do: Hold me by my waist, give me little kisses by my neck and ears and whisper in my ear.

When it comes to my body, please do not: Slap my ass. I hate that.

Most important rule or rules of bedroom etiquette: Foreplay is a must. You can’t just whip it out without touching me. That’s such a turnoff!

Physical feature I like to show off: My chest

The sexiest outfit I will wear in public: I’ll wear almost anything in public as long as I’m not breaking any laws.

The sexiest thing I will wear in the bedroom: Nothing. Nothing’s pretty sexy, right?

A superficial thing I am attracted to: A good dresser.

My favorite physical feature on a man: A friendly smile and nice teeth — you need both of those things if you even want to try to talk to me.

My favorite trait in a man: A good sense of humor

A man will impress me if: He takes me on a nice romantic date and spends the night with me, but doesn’t push for sex and just really enjoys my company.

A man will turn me on if: If he has ambition and goals and strives to accomplish everything he says he wants to!

A man will disappoint me if: He makes promises he doesn’t keep.

The simplest thing you can do to make me happy is: Respect me and be affectionate.

I will not even give you a second look if: You are loud and obnoxious

Something stupid men do or say when they first meet me: They say hello and start licking their lips, trying to look all sexy, but really it’s just nasty gross. I just see saliva all over the place.

I will sleep with you when: I completely trust you and am 100% comfortable with you.

I will never sleep with you if: I don’t feel a connection with you on all levels. You have to stimulate me with good conversation, as well as a physical attraction. Only one or the other of those things is not good enough for me to sleep with you.

Don’t you dare: Compare me to your ex.

The best date I ever had was: On Halloween. He took me to Fright Fest at Great Adventure. It was awesome!

I am the ideal woman because: I’m driven to make my own money, yet due to my cultural upbringing I also believe in taking care of my man’s every need. I’ll cook for him, I’ll rub his feet after a long day at work, I’ll do it all — and still bring home money!

I am not the ideal woman because: My looks can be a problem for some men. If they’re insecure they can feel threatened; they might even accuse me of cheating and lying just because of the looks I get from other men. I can’t help that, if you’re going to be with me you have to be confident and trust me. That insecurity is also why a lot of men are afraid to even approach me.

I am the best in the world at: Knowing when someone isn’t telling the truth.

I need a man who will: Drop what he’s doing to help me when I need it. It happens rarely, but I do need help once in a while, and I need you to be there for me.

In my opinion, astrology is: Sort of true. I honestly do believe certain signs clash with others, but I don’t believe that a horoscope for one sign could possibly be true for everyone of that sign. Some of the traits associated with our signs might be there — but then if we look at the traits of other signs, we may find we relate to those as well.

If you come to my house, don’t criticize: My television. I hate when people come over and say theirs is better. It’s a 52-inch flat screen and I love it.

The last movie that made me laugh: Dinner for Schmucks

The last movie that made me cry: Pay It Forward

My philosophy of love: Love without limits! If you feel it then give it everything you got, don’t hold back because of pride.

My philosophy of sex: I’ll do anything — anything — for my man as long as he deserves it.

My philosophy of life: I live my everyday life treating people the way I expect to be treated.

I should be on the cover of Playboy because: Of the nationality I represent. I am from Pakistan and I’m the total opposite of the image most Americans have of Pakistani women. A model of my ethnicity posing for Playboy is virtually unheard of and would inspire more women of my culture to step out of their cultural boundaries and share their beauty with the world.

Expand your cultural horizons by friending, following and fanning Tehmeena all over the place: Facebook.com/MissMeena1, twitter.com/MISSMEENA, myspace.com/tehmeena youtube.com/MEENA327. You’ll also find galleries, videos, and other good stuff at her official site, Tehmeena.com.


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