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Meet Tehmeena Afzal

Posted 10/15/2010 at 8:01 am by

Tehmeena Afzal

The exotic Tehmeena Afzal was born in Queens, New York, but she’s not your standard around-the-way-girl. She’s Pakistani — consider her a sexy human-interest story to balance out the grim news we hear, daily, out of her corner of the world. Only in America could the daughter of Muslim Pakistani immigrants grow up to star in hip hop videos by The Dream, 50 Cent, G-Unit, and Fat Joe. She’s a regular presence on the newsstand and has been on the MTV game show Silent Library. “You’ll be seeing me on TV again soon,” she says mysteriously.

Birthplace: Queens, NY

Current location: Westbury, NY

Measurements: 34DD-24-37

I think my best physical feature is: My face

Men say my best physical feature is: My chest

Tattoos, and what they mean: I’ve got a bunch of tattoos from when I was younger and they basically have no meaning — I just thought they looked cool at the time. I have a butterfly, a bluebird and a baby tiger.

Sexiest woman ever, and why: Christina Aguilera. She’s got a beautiful voice and has never succumbed to the pressure stars feel to do stupid things. And on top of that, she’s hot!

My best trait is: My sense of humor. Even when I’m at my worst I can always find a way to make someone else smile.

My worst habit is: Sleep eating! I wake up in the middle of the night and raid the refrigerator. I don’t even know I’ve done it until I find a mess of wrappers and food on my kitchen counter the next morning. I should always keep my cupboards bare to prevent this from happening.

I wish more men would: Tell the truth! They always have to lie about things — even the stupidest little things. It irks me!

The key to my heart is: Honesty and generosity. I hate liars and cheap guys.

Compliment me on: My face

Pet name for my boobs: Heh — the guys at work call me “Bubbles.”

What I love about my boobs: I love how they look in low cut shirts and without a bra. They just stay up. It’s awesome!

When it comes to my body, please do: Hold me by my waist, give me little kisses by my neck and ears and whisper in my ear.

When it comes to my body, please do not: Slap my ass. I hate that.

Most important rule or rules of bedroom etiquette: Foreplay is a must. You can’t just whip it out without touching me. That’s such a turnoff!

Physical feature I like to show off: My chest

The sexiest outfit I will wear in public: I’ll wear almost anything in public as long as I’m not breaking any laws.

The sexiest thing I will wear in the bedroom: Nothing. Nothing’s pretty sexy, right?

A superficial thing I am attracted to: A good dresser.

My favorite physical feature on a man: A friendly smile and nice teeth — you need both of those things if you even want to try to talk to me.

My favorite trait in a man: A good sense of humor

A man will impress me if: He takes me on a nice romantic date and spends the night with me, but doesn’t push for sex and just really enjoys my company.

A man will turn me on if: If he has ambition and goals and strives to accomplish everything he says he wants to!

A man will disappoint me if: He makes promises he doesn’t keep.

The simplest thing you can do to make me happy is: Respect me and be affectionate.

I will not even give you a second look if: You are loud and obnoxious

Something stupid men do or say when they first meet me: They say hello and start licking their lips, trying to look all sexy, but really it’s just nasty gross. I just see saliva all over the place.

I will sleep with you when: I completely trust you and am 100% comfortable with you.

I will never sleep with you if: I don’t feel a connection with you on all levels. You have to stimulate me with good conversation, as well as a physical attraction. Only one or the other of those things is not good enough for me to sleep with you.

Don’t you dare: Compare me to your ex.

The best date I ever had was: On Halloween. He took me to Fright Fest at Great Adventure. It was awesome!

I am the ideal woman because: I’m driven to make my own money, yet due to my cultural upbringing I also believe in taking care of my man’s every need. I’ll cook for him, I’ll rub his feet after a long day at work, I’ll do it all — and still bring home money!

I am not the ideal woman because: My looks can be a problem for some men. If they’re insecure they can feel threatened; they might even accuse me of cheating and lying just because of the looks I get from other men. I can’t help that, if you’re going to be with me you have to be confident and trust me. That insecurity is also why a lot of men are afraid to even approach me.

I am the best in the world at: Knowing when someone isn’t telling the truth.

I need a man who will: Drop what he’s doing to help me when I need it. It happens rarely, but I do need help once in a while, and I need you to be there for me.

In my opinion, astrology is: Sort of true. I honestly do believe certain signs clash with others, but I don’t believe that a horoscope for one sign could possibly be true for everyone of that sign. Some of the traits associated with our signs might be there — but then if we look at the traits of other signs, we may find we relate to those as well.

If you come to my house, don’t criticize: My television. I hate when people come over and say theirs is better. It’s a 52-inch flat screen and I love it.

The last movie that made me laugh: Dinner for Schmucks

The last movie that made me cry: Pay It Forward

My philosophy of love: Love without limits! If you feel it then give it everything you got, don’t hold back because of pride.

My philosophy of sex: I’ll do anything — anything — for my man as long as he deserves it.

My philosophy of life: I live my everyday life treating people the way I expect to be treated.

I should be on the cover of Playboy because: Of the nationality I represent. I am from Pakistan and I’m the total opposite of the image most Americans have of Pakistani women. A model of my ethnicity posing for Playboy is virtually unheard of and would inspire more women of my culture to step out of their cultural boundaries and share their beauty with the world.

Expand your cultural horizons by friending, following and fanning Tehmeena all over the place: Facebook.com/MissMeena1, twitter.com/MISSMEENA, myspace.com/tehmeena youtube.com/MEENA327. You’ll also find galleries, videos, and other good stuff at her official site, Tehmeena.com.


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“Meet Tehmeena Afzal”
  1. 1
    Brett says...
    2:54 pm on October 15th, 2010

    She should definitely be on the cover of Playboy!

  2. 2
    Cat says...
    4:52 pm on October 15th, 2010

    @yoyo – I don’t think representing your culture is an “excuse” very poor choice of words. If you had a better understanding of your own culture and the men and women who currently represent it, i think you would understand the pressure and courage it takes to represent an entire culture in this way. It is most definitely less culturally shocking when American or European non Muslim women pose in playboy. She is definitely spectacular with a personality that most women of ANY culture would envy. Your ignorance is refreshing, When i see Tehmeena being featured in all of these magazines I am proud of her strength, bravery & fearlessness to represent a culture of typically covered women. She is loved by many and hated on by people, who like yourself have no understanding truly being a MODERN Muslim. I don’t think she’s milking it at all, you must be one of those ugly women who SHOULD remain covered up.

  3. 3
    fish on says...
    9:33 pm on October 15th, 2010

    if you gays are mad at her what are you doing looking at this web site

  4. 4
    steve says...
    1:15 am on October 16th, 2010

    i dont care where she from, what she got, or how she looks. her best date ever was at great adventure. shes the kind of girl if given the opprotunity i would hit and quit. she did say she liked honesty. shes the bomb. no pun intended.

  5. 5
    rob cross says...
    4:53 am on October 16th, 2010

    i think your fit, deserve to be on playboy front cover and i love your take on life, if u ever in england look me up i,ll take u for dinner

  6. 6
    Donn Lloyd says...
    7:05 am on October 16th, 2010

    She is one of the hardest working women out there. And she has a mean fastball. 

  7. 7
    Jessica says...
    7:55 am on October 17th, 2010

    Meena, your doing ur thing and yes there will always be haters babe…..just to let u all know she was a nice girl when we were younger before she was “Miss Meena” & still is! ….she’s doing her & people love to judge, remember when u point the finger there are 3 pointing right back at u! Deuces :)

  8. 8
    Brett says...
    2:05 pm on October 17th, 2010

    Craig, you shouldn’t make bets like that. What are you going to do with only one nut? The woman’s been in print magazines; models DO get paid for doing those. She’s been in music videos; models ALSO get paid for doing those. As for your comment about self-esteem – it makes no sense. Show me something that says a person who goes out of their way to present their physical appearance to the public has “self-esteem” issues. I think this woman has plenty of confidence.

  9. 9
    Ptesla says...
    10:38 pm on October 17th, 2010

    I am from Pakistan and believe me they are even hotter girls here. She is absolutely gorgeous don’t get me wrong, but we have a lot to offer here. Forget what the media shows you. This place rocks!!!

  10. 10
    Mahbub - pakistani muslim says...
    3:20 pm on October 18th, 2010

    @Cat, There is no such a thing called modern muslim, we call them sluts. Pakistan means pure land, we dont want any hoes in my country and any hoes to represent pakistan.

    DONT COME TO PAKISTAN
    STAY IN USA( the land of prostitutes)

  11. 11
    Cat says...
    5:29 pm on October 18th, 2010

    If you have such a problem with it, why are you on the PB website – it’s o.k for you to look at Sexy American Women and not Sexy Pakistani women? I’m almost positive that it’s not o.k for you to disrespect a fellow Muslim woman, that it isn’t o.k for you to curse or call a women a slut. IT’s NOT EVEN OK for you to be looking at women in this way – so if your worried about anyone going to HELL – I’m sure you’ll be there first. STAY OUT OF NEW YORK, Ugly, Close minded people like you are not welcome here.

  12. 12
    Cat says...
    5:30 pm on October 18th, 2010

    If you have such a problem with it, why are you on the PB website – it’s o.k for you to look at Sexy American Women and not Sexy Pakistani women? I’m almost positive that it’s not o.k for you to disrespect a fellow Muslim woman, that it isn’t o.k for you to curse or call a women a slut. IT’s NOT EVEN OK for you to be looking at women in this way – so if your worried about anyone going to HELL – I’m sure you’ll be there first. STAY OUT OF NEW YORK, Ugly, Close minded people like you are not welcome here. You are disgusting slime and prey on a beautiful and good hearted person because you could never be her, or be with her.

  13. 13
    KatKoot_EGY says...
    6:04 pm on October 18th, 2010

    SO SEXY BABE. I WISH THAT YOU COME VISIT EGYPT SOON

  14. 14
    Mahbub - pakistani muslim says...
    8:02 pm on October 19th, 2010

    This is a very weak argument.No I dont look at any of your flithy american hoes or PB. NY is the last place any pakistani muslim should be in.
    I came to here to comments with regards to the fact that she kept using pakistani and muslim identity to become famous. she is not pakistani or muslim. Beside She cannot be either of those at a time. You cannot be muslim pakistani and hoe at the same time. I understant that It is ok to be a hoe in america, but not in the name of pakistan or muslim. We have a rich moral muslim values in Pakistan

    I strongly oppose, any westernised sluts who think they are pakistani, to represent pakistan and muslim. We gave so much life and blood to be free from this kind of western and american influences and we still are. Therefore, It is natural for ppl like me to attack her

    Hope this gets into your dumb yanki brain

  15. 15
    Gizmo says...
    3:10 am on November 2nd, 2010

    i used to go to school with her and she is Pakistani

  16. 16
    metalloid says...
    1:04 pm on November 4th, 2010

    @cat: you should respect others culture,i agree that calling woman slut is very disgracefull,but you should think before calling someone “close minded”or something like that.everyone has his own opinion and culture.if u have not the ability to respect it,then at least dont comment.

  17. 17
    enrique guerra says...
    12:44 pm on December 8th, 2010

    i hate when ppl say they come from a great coutry, but yet still come to this country to critize this country that gives them something their country doesnt, a chance a dream a future. thats all this girl wants u see pic u say hoe, slut, wat about art. its ok if its another girl(culture) who poses you would buy the magazine. hypocrits

  18. 18
    Shah says...
    9:43 am on March 25th, 2011

    Eh! Ahaha .. Commenting on such a Foolish and dumb slut is Quite Wastage of Time .. Who Even Doesnt know her true identity .. i m sure , her mom was raped by dirty , nasty , black Niggers who then gave birth to such a Bitch to Entertain lay under anyone for some pennies .. Ahaha .. Some Might say you are ” Worth Shitting but i must say , You’re Not….and i dont give fuck to what ever you say to justify yourself :) )

    Go & Die …:)) Your are worse than a Street hooker who atleast has a purpose for her job ..that you dont .

  19. 19
    Shah says...
    9:51 am on March 25th, 2011

    @ Those who supporting her activities .. i give you an instance .. if any girl of you start wearing Burqa or veil .. what do you think would you so-called moderate society will accept you … uhmm , No way , they will rather call you .. something else but not even an american hehe .. then why do you accept us to own this Girl ..??
    Hell Noo.. on the behalf of all Pakistanis .. i strictly dis own such a Randi .. ugly Hoe .. Sorry im actually insulting all the Hoes ” hehehe .. fantastic ..She is just like an Insane Crow who’s trying to adopt the gait of a Goose but cant lolz

  20. 20
    BIGED says...
    9:19 pm on April 20th, 2011

    HEH SHAH, BEND OVER AN BLOW YOURSELF. SHES BANGIN U MUST ME MAD CUZ SHE WOULDNT FUCK WITH U. USE ALL THAT HATE YOU GOT THE NEXT TIME YOU JERK OFF FAGGOT!!

  21. 21
    baig sahib says...
    6:41 am on April 25th, 2011

    sadi kaki ty mazy gory karan – ja oye kareem mohammada tari ma no lun . heera mandi katt c to amrica ly gia han ????? . ja oye .. ja oye sadyan too chuwan saarr dityaan han oy oy .

  22. 22
    Paki Man says...
    6:00 pm on September 1st, 2011

    She is Pakistani but she isnt a Muslim, what she does goes 100% against Islam but she is FINE AS FUCK! Gorgeous girl she is

  23. 23
    Rhythm says...
    10:04 pm on October 8th, 2011

    I’m not really a patriotic man. But suddenly I feel compelled to yell “Pakistan Zindabad.”

  24. 24
    movie trailers says...
    10:33 am on December 12th, 2011

    Awesome tehmeena afzal love u completely mad about u………..!!! xoxo

  25. 25
    DJWRECK says...
    2:16 pm on February 25th, 2012

    HI GREAT ATTITUDE ABOUT LIFE AND LOOKS – A REAL BONUS THAT YOUR DOWN TO EARTH AND CARE AND ARENT ALL STUCK UP – OH N BY THE WAY YOUR YOUTUBE LINKS ARE DOWN ABOVE ENJOY UR WKND HUN – TAKE CARE

  26. 26
    khalid says...
    5:50 am on March 18th, 2012

    tehmeena sex bomb how can i fuck your pussy

  27. 27
    Pakistani Love says...
    4:47 am on March 26th, 2012

    I dont get why these women feel that taking their clothes off will give them the respect and confidence they deserve. Isnt it the other way around? To be confident means you dont have to sell your body to gain the respect and attention– in ANY culture? What a great role model we have here. ;)

  28. 28
    SIKH says...
    9:34 am on April 23rd, 2012

    lol @ the pakistani men on here, haha ur womans hot and she likes better men than u who are insecure.

  29. 29
    AK says...
    4:19 pm on May 19th, 2012

    Stop calling yoursel Pakistani. You don’t have Pakistani nationality, you were not born in Pakistan, you don’t know the anguage, you dont wear the clothes yet you call yourself Pakistani? Go and check your passport first before falsely claiming yourself a Pakistani.

  30. 30
    haway says...
    8:32 am on October 5th, 2012

    dear you iam wait to see this smart girls

  31. 31
    haway says...
    8:33 am on October 5th, 2012

    dear smart gilrs i need to see this daily can you send kiss photos vedio

  32. 32
    ted says...
    6:57 am on January 1st, 2013

    Tehmeena you dont know something if ı slap your ass you will enjoy it.

  33. 33
    Man dem from uk says...
    7:16 am on January 16th, 2013

    End of the day she’s a slag straight up do what every you want do but don’t bring islam into it or Pakistan for the matter. Funny it states she’s born in Queens or were ever, the actually she’s from lahore, she’s sight I’d squeeze that but there’s much better girls out there

  34. 34
    haq says...
    11:18 pm on February 3rd, 2013

    I am from Pakistan and very much interested in getting married to her she is soooo gorgeous she will make all my dreams come true.

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