Kingdom Animalia: TSJ’s Top 4 Creature Features

So you guys like to research your animal lovin’, turns out. We don’t know what this means, but TSJ gets an average of 500 hits per day related to animals and doing it. What. So here, for you, to celebrate TSJ’s two-year bday, we fork ‘em over  – the most hilarious animal posts of TSJ. Click on the titles to access the jokes. Happy birthday, TSJ!

1. The World’s Five Favorite Animals to Have Sex With

Bestiality, also known as Zoophilia is just as freaky as you hoped it would be, and people have been doing it for a long, long time.

Ladies and gentlemen, step right up to see more things men have sex with, because, let’s face it, it’s mostly men that do this stuff. Not judging, just saying. Men have a high sex-drive coupled with and an “outie” sex organ and it appears to influence their compulsion to stick their penises into things they probably shouldn’t.

Be aware before reading that some of this article is disturbing and you might never forget it. Here are the world’s five favorite animals to have sex with.

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2. Thirteen Impressive Porn Stars of the Animal Kingdom

Actors in pornographic movies are known for their exceptional physical capabilities. But, in the dirty movie known as “nature,” there are animals that could put any porn star to shame. Here are thirteen critters with exceptional talents that would make them ideal for the sex films (if that idea wasn’t horribly, horribly perverted).

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3. Eight Videos of Animals Caught In the Act

Birds do it. Bees do it. And sometimes they do it freakily. Animals are weird when it comes to sex. From the praying mantis who bites off her lover’s head while they’re still going at it to the porcupine lovers who refuse to let a full set of quills come between them, animal kingdom mating is a mysterious, awesome and sometimes deeply disturbing thing. Enjoy these wild moments from the video library of strange animal sex scenes.

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4. Florida Accidentally Makes Sex Illegal

Here’s the problem with electing public officials who fail to recognize science as a real thing — they tend to not understand how science works at all.

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