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Smoking Poll: What Do You Think of Kim Kardashian’s New Single?

Posted 3/2/2011 at 11:00 am by

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So Kim Kardashian is making dance records. That’s a thing that’s apparently happening now. We’ve heard rumors that some kind of music project was in the works for awhile now and, finally, it’s here.

We didn’t really expect to be writing about this today, so we’re unfortunately at a loss for commentary here. Hell, we haven’t even listened to it yet to be honest. We run a pretty action packed operation here at TSJ, we can’t be expected to just drop everything and crank out 1,000 words because Kim Kardashian dropped a new single.

So, instead of adding our two cents, we’re leaving it up to you, the readers, to tell us how it sounds. Check out the song below and then provide your feedback by voting in the poll posted just below it.

And, as always, the comments section is open and waiting for your input. Enjoy!

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“Smoking Poll: What Do You Think of Kim Kardashian’s New Single?”
  1. 1
    Darth V. Ader says...
    11:14 am on March 2nd, 2011

    Turn it off, Turn it off, Turn it Turn it Turn it OFF!!!

    My ears! My precious ears!

    WHY, TSJ??? Whyyyyyy!

    D.V.Ader – The Dark Side ain’t nearly as evil without you, babe.

  2. 2
    Valeria Hicks says...
    11:19 am on March 2nd, 2011

    Kim, bless her heart, this song is uber-stanky. It’ll sell like hotcakes. This is a bad-sounding song…oh my gosh (reaches for bleach to drink it)…

  3. 3
    Jason says...
    11:51 am on March 2nd, 2011

    10 seconds…that’s all I needed to know this is just plain awful. Kim, you’re better at sucking in other aspects of your life.

  4. 4
    D-Money says...
    12:09 pm on March 2nd, 2011

    SMOKING POLL! I GET IT!

  5. 5
    abrown says...
    12:11 pm on March 2nd, 2011

    @D-Money – We’re a pretty clever bunch.

  6. 6
    after3 says...
    11:08 pm on March 2nd, 2011

    Shakira has the booty in music market covered, Brooke hogan has the useless celebrity in music market covered. It’s going to be an uphill climb for her. I wish her luck. (In my pants!)

  7. 7
    D-Train says...
    11:59 pm on March 3rd, 2011

    that was pretty bad, even as far as crappy celebrity records go it’s weak, even Paris Hilton’s music was better; although it still beats Heidi Montag’s attempt at music. And as far as dance music goes it’s crap it’s just a little bit too slow for clubbing not too mention boring, as she just drones on through it.

  8. 8
    BEASE says...
    7:46 am on March 4th, 2011

    LOL

  9. 9
    dave says...
    5:37 am on March 5th, 2011

    she should sing the “OINK-OINK” song,what else would you expect from a pig!!!

  10. 10
    simple man says...
    7:55 pm on March 5th, 2011

    I’m not trying to be negative here.kim kardashians song sounds like shit.if a portapottie could sing and write a song then it would sound exactly the same as turn it up.

  11. 11
    Sarah says...
    11:28 pm on March 5th, 2011

    They playin my jam
    They playin my jam
    They playin my jam
    They playin my jam
    They playin my jam
    They playin…

    Okay, look. I know that the Armenian-Americans don’t have many well-known musicians to represent them. But I think you, Ms. Kardashian, have just elevated System of a Down to astronomical heights, because this sucks something awful.

    Now I’ll have to become a musician so the Armenian-Americans need not hang their heads in shame…

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