Morning Dump is your AM guide to the best links on the web.

• Johnny Cash’s To Do List.  [Next Round]
• 9 Unconventional Spots to Pick Up a Girl in New York City.  [Bro Bible]
• 25 Worst Ways to Die.  [UGO]
• Do it like Bernie? You’ve gotta check this dance out.  [The Daily What]
• 17 Tattoos of Horror’s Most Horrifying Villains.  [Clutch]
• Disgusting Halloween Cakes and Treats.  [DJMick]
• 10 Most Awesomely-Offensive Slang Terms From South Park.  [Coed Magazine]
• 6 Humiliating Military Defeats.  [Fork Party]
• 25 Terrible Costumes for Dudes.  [Holy Taco]
• 25 Most Perverted Halloween Costumes. [Manofest]
• Are You Drunk Because You’re Smart or Smart Because You’re Drunk?  [Uproxx]
• Pics from Babe Expo 2010.  [Sub5Zero]
• The World’s Deadliest Destinations.  [Get In Travel]
• Best Death Scenes, Saw Edition.  [Bullz-Eye]
• Weatherman Bloopers Montage.  [Ego TV]
• MMA’s Hottest Female Fighters.  [Cage Doctors]
• 10 Hottest Girls With Bad Teeth.  [Ranker]
• 7 Tasteless Halloween Costumes.  [Guyism]
• Your daily look at Hotties In The Wild.  [Double Viking]
• Sarah Stage is stunning.  [Uncoached]
• 27 Nerd Zombies.  [Buzzfeed]
• Celebrity Costumes for 2010.  [Nerve]
• 31 Reasons to Get In Shape & Exercise.  [Built Lean]
• What Mark Zuckerberg Could Buy with His $6.9 Billion.  [Cool Material]
• Now That’s a Tramp Stamp.  [Unreality Mag]