Morning Dump is your AM guide to the best links on the web.

• Just what you need, a Handgun Bluetooth Headset.  [The Daily What]
• 25 Lamest Athlete Injury Excuses.  [Bleacher Report]
• 9 Classic Sports Video Games We Loved As a Child.  [Total Pro Sports]
• Videos of 25 Epic Lightning Strikes.  [Holy Taco]
• DO IT – Learn how to properly tie a Windsor Knot.  [Gorilla Mask]
• 25 Hottest Women Born In August.  [Bro Bible]
• 15 Funniest Newspaper Retractions.  [Manofest]
• The Truth About Beards (infographic).  [Coed Magazine]
• Best Watch Brands.  [Ask Men]
• 5 Sexiest Women You Haven’t Heard Of.  [Men's Fitness]
• 10 Ways to Annoy Your Fantasy Football League.  [Gunaxin]
• 10 Videos of People Getting Really Pissed.  [Ego TV]
• Kenny Powers Gets Signed By K-Swiss (video).  [Funny or Die]
• Jessica Burciaga may turn you into an Angels fan.  [Busted Coverage]
• The Sexy Women of Sucker Punch.  [Funny Crave]
• Ridiculous Home Run Robbing Catches.  [Unathletic]
• America’s Most Notorious Pimps and Madams.  [Business Pundit]
• 10 Bad Movies That Spawned a Franchise.  [Premiere]
• 13 Most Epic Police FAILS.  [Ranker]
• Bad Yearbook Photos – are you on this site?  [BYP]
• What kind of establishment do you think this is?  [Break]