The man himself, Mr. Hugh Hefner, turns 85 years young today. The birthday wishes have already been pouring in, as you can see in the above photo from the recent Playboy Golf finals event. The people at PB Golf presented Hef with a gigantic birthday card, in person and everything!
The creative powers behind TSJ are rarely allowed to leave the house (court orders!) but we still wanted to get in on the happy birthday fun. Since working up an over-sized birthday card and having it hand delivered by beautiful women was an idea that had already been taken, we opted for the next best thing — a GroupCard that everyone can sign on the internet! That is the next best thing, right?
Wouldn’t you like to wish Hef a happy 85th also? Of course you would! Click the picture below to sign the GroupCard now!
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