In our continuing effort to bring you the sexiest of sexy, The Smoking Jacket has launched a new feature, The Week in Sexy Advertising. It’s written by Steve Hall who publishes Adrants, a site that writes about marketing, advertising and the use of sex as a selling point. We won’t discuss the business of advertising much because, well, that’s just boring. But we will bring you a weekly round up advertising’s best eye candy.
The Hotness of Obama Girl is Back
Remember Amber Lee Ettinger? Otherwise known as the infamous Obama Girl? Well, she has a new gig. She’s hosting a new web show called Gadget Girl from Digital Driver. On the show, Ettinger will make viewers aware of the latest technology as well as offer up tips and tricks.
As far as we can tell, she won’t be hosting in a bikini but that’s probably a good thing because when Amber’s in a bikini, the last thing people are concentrating on is what she’s saying. And, to be clear, we don’t mean that to be rude. It’s just a fact. When you’re hot, you’re hot. And people are gonna look.
Anyway, if you’re a gadget geek who loves to watch hot chicks talk about tech, you’re gonna love Gadget Girl. And just as a public service of sorts…if you really, really want to see Amber in a bikini, just check out that picture above.
Zahia Dehar Shifts from Underage Call Girl to Lingerie Model
We’re not sure this new video featuring Zahia Dehar qualifies as a commercial but last year, Dehar became well known as a then underage call girl who slept with French footballer Frank Ribery who, at the time, was fronting a Nike campaign. Nike stood by their man and Dehar went on to become a lingerie model. Seems sex with a minor isn’t always such a bad thing in some people’s minds.
Nudists Horrified by Bikini-Clad Hotties
Flipping the table on the notion “nude beaches are gross” because, well, they are since the fantasy of seeing hot naked men and women is usually slapped down with the harsh reality most people aren’t hot and should never take their clothes off at the beach…is this new work for Club La Senza.
It’s not what you expect but there is hotness to be had. It’s just not presented they way you might expect it. As the video plays out, mild hilarity ensues.
The Cans Come Out For Cannes
Cannes Lions is an annual advertising awards event that takes place in Cannes, France. Basically, it’s a reason for everyone in advertising to skip work for a week and go to the beach. Celebrating an event like this as only COED can, the site is out with its Festival de Cans. Yes, It’s exactly what you think and some of it is NSFW so be forewarned. Otherwise, enjoy (click the picture above to see the gallery).
Jennifer Aniston Goes “Topless” For SmartWater
Recently, Jennifer Aniston appeared in a new print campaign for SmartWater. In one ad, she lounges in white shorts in a chair. In another, she is seen getting out of a car in a black cocktail dress. Now, a third ad has been released and, much like every other celebrity who has something to pimp, Aniston appears nude. Of course, that would be quotation-mark nude as her hand covers her breast as she rests on one elbow and looks longingly into the camera.
We have to wonder, is this just business as usual? Should we assume that at one point or another every celebrity is going to get “nude” and sell us something? Or is this an “I’m still hot!” cry from Aniston? Who knows what Aniston looks like when she rolls over in the morning but she sure still looks hot all dolled up in these ads. You decide.
You Will Read This Magazine, Says Hot Naked Woman
When we think of heading over to Borders or Barnes and Noble to pick up the latest copy of What Mobile Magazine, the first thing on our mind is always, always, always hot, sexy blonds with a Gwyneth Paltrow-ish come-hither look holding a mobile phone. Seriously. Doesn’t everyone have that thought?