Look, we get it, you got Deron Williams now and you can see a bright future ahead of you. But understand, Johan Hill lookalike New Jersey Nets fan, they’re still the goddamn Nets. The time for reactions like this has yet to arrive.

Maybe it will, at some point, especially if the Nets can swing a few more free agents and such. But for right now, you’re a Nets fan, act like it. There’s no Earthly reason why you should be happier than us right now. You’re disturbing the balance, man. You’re disturbing the balance.