Giveaway Day Seven, Part Two: The Expendables

The Expendables


TSJ has always believed in the power of giveaways–and in our kickass readers the past few months. As our way of giving back for the holidays, we’re rolling out our biggest giveaways yet with our 12 Days of Giveaways free shit blowout. Every weekday for the next few weeks, we’ll be giving away everything from DVDs and books to gadgets and furniture for you to stuff your own stocking. Keep your eye out for the daily post to see how you can win hundreds of dollars worth of freebies.

True story: For some reason, we thought it would be a great idea to watch Sly Stallone and Mickey Rourke partner up with Jason Statham and Jet Li in The Expendables while we were…inebriated. What could be more fun than spending an evening parked on the couch watching buckets of blood fly around Rambo-style while slightly baked, right? Right? Wrong.

Not only did it take about 4 hours to watch the movie from beginning to end, as we had to pause and rewind just to make sure we weren’t imagining that guy swallowing his ear, but the stomps of the loud neighbors upstairs made us a little too jumpy for a good day afterward. If this tells you anything, it tells you that The Expendables is actually everything you’d want out of a good action flick: blood, ‘splosions and Stallone.

“That’s sex,” alright.

We have two copies of The Expendables on DVD to give away. Read on to see what your mission is:


The Smoking Jacket loves us some Sylvester Stallone. Do some digging on our site to find a previous post in which we praise another of Sly’s sick abilities. Then, post a link to the video within that post in the comments below.

The first two commenters to answer correctly each win a copy of The Expendables on DVD.

Giveaway closes Wednesday, Dec. 15.

Be sure to provide a legit e-mail address when you comment so we can contact you.

Sorry, U.S. contestants only.

Didn’t win? You got one more shot to get your hands on some free stuff today, sir. Check back this afternoon for our final giveaway of the day, wherein we plant the seed that will surely make you green with envy. It’ll make sense later, promise.

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