TSJ has always believed in the power of giveaways–and in our kickass readers the past few months. As our way of giving back for the holidays, we’re rolling out our biggest giveaways yet with our 12 Days of Giveaways free shit blowout. Every weekday for the next few weeks, we’ll be giving away everything from DVDs and books to gadgets and furniture for you to stuff your own stocking. Keep your eye out for the daily post to see how you can win hundreds of dollars worth of freebies.

Any common moron knows that the Playboy Mansion really is the absolute coolest place to live. You could even say it’s the happiest place on earth. (They should patent that or something!) But we would bet any common moron isn’t aware that not only does the Mansion include a mini-zoo, a huge guesthouse and the ultimate swimming pool–it also contains its very own kickass arcade, known as the Game House.

The Game House is a serious throwback to the olden days of classic arcades with old-school games (Centipede, Pac-Man, Donkey Kong), pinball machines (including the official Playboy pinball game), foosball and pool tables, racing games and more. Oh, and did we mention there’s a special room with mirrored walls and a bouncy floor, like a trampoline?

Needless to say, you will never have a game room as kickass as Hef’s. But a kid can dream, right? And you can at least give it the good ol’ college try by winning our biggest giveaway yet.

The 3 in 1 Swivel Table by East Point Sports at Sears crams three of your favorite table games into one–you gotta recognize how space-efficient this thing is. Save yourself the hassle of switching out tabletops like old 3-in-1 games by just flipping the swivel top of the table to switch from games of hover hockey, pool and ping pong. Valued at almost $600, we dare you to find a bigger giveaway from a sexier site than ours.

We’d recommend you check with the old lady (wife/girlfriend/ma) before throwing your name in the hat for this one (it’s more than 7 feet long). But once you get the go-ahead, here’s how you can win:

This isn’t going to be easy, doofuses. Read the following steps carefully and as repeatedly as necessary to get it through your skull:

1. Visit Bit.ly/SearsGameRoom and check out the merchandise.
2. If you haven’t already done so, friend The Smoking Jacket on Facebook (click here).
3. Give us a shout on the Facebook post for this giveaway to let us know you’re alive (and friends with TSJ).
4. Follow our favorite gamer, Gamer Next Door Jo Garcia, on Twitter (click here).
5. Make your case for why you need this table to Jo in a 140-characters-or-less tweet, with the hashtag #tsjgameroom
6. Come back here and leave us your Twitter handle, along with your pick of what other game table from the SearsGameRoom link from above you need in your game room.

The commenter who completes all of the steps and best makes his/her case wins the East Point Sports 3 in 1 Swivel Table from Sears.

*EXTENDED MORE THAN USUAL: Giveaway closes Monday, Dec. 27. (Just in case Santa doesn’t bring you what you wanted, you poor things.)

Be sure to provide a legit e-mail address when you comment so we can contact you.

Sorry, U.S. contestants only.

It’s been a blast showering you with gifts this season, since you’ve been showering us with your love this past year. Since we’re a little uncomfortable saying “showering” twice in one post on the ultimate dude site, we’re just going to slink off into the sunset with our flask of eggnog now. Happy holidays, bitches.